Apologies for the lack of updates.
I've been keeping my hands busy! No, not giving handjobs if that's what you're thinking, YOU DIRTY LITTLE FELLA YOU! =p I'd rather use my mouth anytime, anywhere!
They aren't tied, although I love to inject a little bondage in my make out sessions. Can be pretty kinky and fun! Who loves a bore in bed right?
So anyway, a million thanks for the emails that continued to pour in although i've been slow with the updates. many requested for a FB/NSA. Yes i'm still in the midst of looking for one.
i'm taking it slow. i LIKE it slow. =p i like it slow and deep and hard with every thrust.... opps! off topic! hahaha
ok i'm just choosy. i know this isn't SDU and i'm not looking for a partner but STILL, you gotta have some standards right? So, for the curious cats who wanna know what i'm looking for in a FB, read on.
Sparkle's FB requirement (In no particular order of importance...hahaha macham like looking for a mate)
1. Height - At least 180cm and above. Don't ask me why. It's a fetish. Like some men love boobies or rotund butts. Whatever rocks your socks!
2. Race - I'm a Chinese so I'll prefer sleeping with one. STRICTLY NO PRCs. No offense though to other races. Thank you for your kind understanding! =p
3. Language - English please! I won't understand what you're talking about half of the time if you speak chinese. I AM CHINESE, I just don't practice the language!
4. C is for ...... *drum roll* comfortability la! What were you thinking? Cash is it? Eh I'm not prostituting myself, want cash for fuck? how do you even sleep with someone you're uncomfortable with? ok some men can. majority of them can. i can't. i don't do ONS. i can't sleep with strangers.
5. Looks - the least of my worries. like i said, i'm not looking for a partner so looks don't really matter as long as he's pleasant looking by my standards.
6. HYGIENE AND PERSONAL GROOMING PLEASE! oh gawd! this is a MAJOR, MAJOR TURN OFF!!! there are no ugly peeps around, just really lazy ones! and that's so true! even if you're not blessed with killer looks or not buffed, it doesn't give you any reason to neglect how you present youself! learn to dress well! and please, please, please TRIM! it's so unsightly if you're so damn bushy down there! and personal grooming - keep yourself neat and tidy, nails trimmed. get a bloody nice haircut for goodness sake! and smell nice please, even if you smoke! there are ways to masks the smell!
okok i know this is not SDU but would you wanna fuck a woman with long, untidy hair, rotting nails, rotting teeth? I bet your cock won't be able to stand even if she has a rock, solid bod!
Die... wait all my readers disappear! hahaha.
so if you fit all of the above criteria, drop me a mail.
